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#users

Users who want critical bug fixes and new features without actually upgrading their software also want magic flying candy-dropping ponies.

The most important property of a program is whether it accomplishes the intention of its user.

There are only two industries that refer to their customers as "users".

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Any fool can use a computer. Many do.

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And the users exclaimed with a laugh and a taunt: It's just what we asked for but not what we want.

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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.

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Software sucks because users demand it to.

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